And So it Begins; the TGS Bitching

...I cannot express just how enormous my displeasure is with "DMC". I can't. There are no words, no phrases in any language. There aren't even gestures. Inner-Dante is screaming, screaming nonsensical curses in between bouts of "WHAT?! WHAT?!" (But inner-Nero has been laughing too hard to stand up for some time now.) This is a joke, right? A joke? A very bad, very tasteless joke? Yes? Joke? Ha ha that was funny now how about no? Sorry, guys, but this is where I get off. And not in the good way.

And I guess this is Suda 51's version of Devil May Cry..? Not that I'm saying that's a bad thing, considering. *points above* Hey, I'm up for it. It ain't Dante, BUT NEITHER IS DANTE NOW. HA HA. Ahem.

At least Nomura gives me something nice when he punches me in the face. Come on, man, make it worthwhile. *grin* The Dissidia sequel is shaping up, but... oh, what do I spot here? "FFVII Cloud (Assist Sephiroth)"? Well isn't that interesting. Waiting for Versus. ...Like I have been. ...Like I will continue to be doing, most likely. The wait will never compare to KH3, though. *cough COUGH Nomura cough*

Team ICO just plain tend to make me happy. And then heartbroken. And then happy again. The Last Guardian has been pre-ordered for some months now. I'm really torn on HD reboots of Ico and Shadow of the Colossus, though. They just didn't need graphic overhauls. Like FFVII doesn't need it, as much as I'd love to see a fully-rendered Miss Cloud. And shirtless Sephiroth. .........Okay, maybe that'd be okay. In fact, let's get on that remake right away.